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Pastime

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Good thing we're too smart to spend all day being uselessly frustrated with ourselves. I mean, that'd be a hell of a waste, right?
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AndyG1128
4184 days ago
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Me neither
Nashville, TN
sleepwalker
4183 days ago
Likewise.
smarkwell
4184 days ago
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Touche
rgsunico
4184 days ago
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Zing!
jonjonnyp
4184 days ago
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basically.
Atlanta, Georgia
adamgurri
4184 days ago
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welp
New York, NY
bronzehedwick
4184 days ago
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Man that's good.
Tarrytown, NY
JayM
4184 days ago
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Ha!
Atlanta, GA

Facebook's New Privacy Rules

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Facebook's New Privacy Rules

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kcartwright11
4177 days ago
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Love.
PaulPritchard
4178 days ago
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If you insist on using NSAbook, what do you expect?
Belgium
swiftreadertest
4178 days ago
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Nice
dreadhead
4178 days ago
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Haha
Vancouver Island, Canada
zwenk
4180 days ago
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great
LeMadChef
4180 days ago
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Love it!
Denver, CO

June 16, 2013

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Thanks to your contributions I will be doing a drawathon Wednesday. My first with a tablet.
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jstone13zero
4174 days ago
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At least he didn't have to use WebAssign.
IainBertram
4175 days ago
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Too True!
jlvanderzwan
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Hey look, it's me!
4174 days ago
:D
Michdevilish
4175 days ago
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There you go
you're so slow
a no go is a no go
if you blow, you blow
Alas
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Massive snake opens door

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Watch as a giant albino python opens a door and comes right on in, thank you very much.

Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am. This is why we keep doors locked with her around. We don't need her harassing the neighbors.

Maybe don't watch this if you want to sleep tonight. (via @daveg)

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Nafjan
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Whoa
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Courtney
4170 days ago
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This snake learned how to open doors, don't tell me change is difficult.
Portland, OR
ceeeeej
4172 days ago
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Horrifying...
Taipei, Taiwan
dan0
4159 days ago
This is why I always lock the doors now. And don't post the video of him picking a deadbolt.
emdot
4172 days ago
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omg! i wasn't afraid of snakes. until now.
San Luis Obispo, CA
aaronwe
4172 days ago
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting python."
"Interrupting python who?"
"F*** you, I'll open the door myself."
Denver
hholcombe
4172 days ago
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...unless they figure out how to open doors
Brisbane
DMack
4173 days ago
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he didn't knock, either. Wellp, g'night!
Victoria, BC

What I Imagine Game Of Thrones Is Like Without Ever Having Seen It

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…I did no research while writing this essay. Also I don’t own a TV.

–SCENE: The outskirts of a stark foreboding castle on the edge of some mythical British-seeming land–

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Dwarf:Hello… I’m a dwarf… king.

Hot girl:Avast! I sense that you are in league with the Northlanders!

Guy with lots of vowels in his name: Hello. My name is Dacérynâl Cändleflue. That’s a lot of vowels!

Dwarf:Aye. Indeed it is.

Girl:Verily. It sounds sort of Welsh, but like… fake Welsh.

Guy:Are there dragons in this?

Girl:I don’t know.

Guy:That’d be cool… if there were dragons.

Dwarf:By my troth! I sense that you… Dacérynâl Cändleflue… are in league with the Northlanders!

Guy:Who are the Northlanders?

Girl:Bad guys, probably?

Dwarf:Fuck this show is complicated.

Girl:That’s why people like it.

Guy:Aye.

Girl:Avast! An interloper!

(Another hot girl arrives.)

New Girl:Hello! Here are my breasts!

(She disrobes.)

Girl:…And that’s the other reason that people like it.

(A dragon arrives.)

Dragon:..I’m not sure that I’m in this scene.

Guy:You’re probably not.

New Girl:We’re unsure.

(…The dragon flaps off.)

New Girl:So ANY-way…

Dwarf(glaring at her breasts):By the rood! How uncouth! Cover yourself, vile strumpet, or I shall slay you with my Sword of Bleedening!

New Girl:Jesus.

(She covers herself. A peasant arrives.)

Peasant: You guys! I have woeful tidings of the Northlanders. …Woeful tidings, which, alas, pass faster than thought, wingéd thought!

Guy:What ho, of the Northlanders?

New Girl:I’m taking my shirt off again.

Everyone:Fii-iiine!

(She does so.)

Dwarf: Alas; a woman’s nudity, which lays bare to all. As indeed all is in time laid bare. Bare; bare as this game which we all so ruefully play. …This game… of thrones.

Peasant:So this is sort of like ‘Dungeons & Dragons,’ but with tits?

Girl:Probably.

Dwarf: …Hark; who among uscan say for sure, in this game that we all so wontonly toy at. This game… of thrones.

(An elf or something arrives.)

Elf or something:You guys! Terrible news!

Guy:What ho, Outlander?

Elf:I hear that we all died or something! In something called a “Red Wedding”?

New Girl:Um, hello?

Girl:…Um… SPOILERS?!

Guy:…So we’re all dead right now?

Elf:Probably!

Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHH!

(The dragon flaps in for a second, sees what is going on, and leaves.)

Everyone:…AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

_____

–End Scene–

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Coming next:What I’m guessing that show ‘Girls’ is like. TC mark

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